This is Expectation vs Reality On The Stag Party Night. We all have an expectation of how the Stag night will go. The Hangover movies have set the bar pretty high but we are about to shed some light on the reality of the Stag night.
Strolling Into The Club
Expectation
You’ll stroll in thinking everyone has been waiting for you for the stag party to really get started!
Reality
You’ll enter the club on a stag party night looking like a shy kid on a playground.
Shots, Shots, Shots
Expectation
You’re thinking the barman is just going to line them up again and again for you.
Reality
You’ll finish every shot with this face!
Lads Trying To Dance
Expectation
What you think you look like when your beat drops in the club.
Reality
This is will be your attempt, or just jumping up and down!
Pouring Some Of A Sneaky Naggin Into A Glass In The Club
Expectation
Ever so subtly you’ll try pouring it into your mates glass in the corner of the club.
Reality
You’ll end up drinking straight from the bottle with out a care in the world.
The Drunk Talk
Expectation
You try and express how much you friendship means to you.
Reality
He throws up all over you!
I Won’t Be That Drunk
Expectation
You’ll have all these grand ideas that you won’t be that drunk.
Reality
You’ll be this guy at the ATM looking to get more money for another beer!
Getting Home After The Stag
Expectation
The idea is you’ll get a bit of food and nice taxi back to the hotel.
Reality
You’ll be so drunk you won’t even remember how you got home like this poor bugger.
So there you have lads, the Expectation vs Reality On The Stag Party Night. We won’t even get started about the morning after the stag!
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